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Bonjour, je suis entrain de faire un site sur la Rome antique et j'ai une rubrique Blagues antiques. J'ai trouvé un poème anglais mélangé avec du latin ou faux latin et je voudrias le faire en français : LAY OF ANCIENT ROME Oh, the Roman was a rogue, He erat was, you bettum; He ran his automobilus And smoked his cigarettum. He wore a diamond studibus And elegant cravattum, A maxima cum laude shirt And such a stylish hattum! He loved the luscious hic-haec-hoc, And bet on games and equi; At times he won at others though, He got it in the nequi; He winked, (quo usque tandem?) at Puellas on the Forum, And sometimes, too, he even made Those goo-goo oculorum! He frequently was seen At combats gladiatorial And ate enough to feed Ten boarders at Memorial; He often went on sprees And said, on starting homus, "Hic labour--opus est, Oh, where's my hic--hic--domus?" Although he lived in Rome,-- Of all the arts the middle-- He was, (excuse the phrase,) A horrid individ'l; Ah, what a different thing Was the homo (dative, hominy) Of far away B. C. From us of Anno Domini.